Sick and tired of being made to feel inferior by ye lads with yer Zippies and yer Congoflexes an yer Sean Nos Casting capers, I went an got me a Real Mans Rod that'll outcast the lot of ye with an oul Overthehead Tump:
Not sure if I can bend the top, its too far away to see....
In the right (huge) hands, it could probably cast all the way from Wexford to Wales, so if things are a bit slow at Annie Reilly, y'could try some of the Welsh hotspots without having to move camp.
On the down side: Not available in pink....