an anglers prayer

our fishermen,
who art on beaches,
angler be thy name,
thy tide will come,
thy fishing will be done,
on waters, that will be heavenly.
give us this day, our daily catch
and forgive us who laugh, at your ridiculous sizes.
for thine is the cod, the ling and the dory,
for ever and ever
amen...

stevecrow74,
Excellent!

Lord, suffer me to catch a fish so large that even I
In talking of it afterward shall have no need to lie


Herbert Hoover.

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Ross

nice one steve.

nige

At least, next time when i'm on my knees to missus after the war office has opened, Ill have something to say :lol: :roll: :roll:

Just saying its not a good idea to make a mockery out of our lords prayer and im offended by this so get it off this site fast religion and fishing are two different games.

So Kieran will you wipe this off the site fast check out the laws and offending people by making a joke about religion...............

God bless

Apologies if I offended anyone unintentionally.
The joke is intended about anglers not religion.

Have to disagree its only joke. Its attitudes like that that got monty pytons "Life of Brian" banded in Ireland for 20 odd years.

:shock: Its a Bit of Craic! :cry:

oh get a life! it must be terrible being offended so easily. even if this does mock "the lords prayer" so what? the "the lords prayer" is not god, it is not christianity, it is not even religion, it is just a bunch of words in which you find solace.
EVERY CRIPPLE FINDS HIS OWN WAY TO WALK

Easy lads! I think "Guest" is just winding youse up! :wink:

Monty Phyton is "Brill" !

Ross

Tune into this and listen to some sweet gospel house music to chill out when on line I find it great for peace of mind and serenity................


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