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A very merry Christmas and a peaceful new year to everyone (including the Catch and Release fundamentalists :lol: !) Hope to put more faces to names in 2008 and really looking forward to the Well Boy weekend in the Aran Islands :P :P

All the best lads. Have a great Christmas..

Some Christmas cracker humour....

A couple got married and on the wedding night the bride said,

"Darling I've something to confess. I used to be a hooker".

The husband said he thought that she was very brave to have told him this and that it must have been an awful burden to bear, but the past was the past.

Later, after making love, the husband said,

"I'm actually intregued by your confession and, well I find it a bit erotic, please tell me about it?"

"Well," said the wife, "my name was Nigel and I played for Cardiff".

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A couple had been married for 40 years and had never had children. But they were very happy together as early on they had both developed a deep love of golf and became great players in their local club. This developed into a fierce but loving rivalry between them both and each week they would play against one another for some personal prize: who would walk the dog, who would clean the house and do the shopping. And honours were fairly even.

They were out on the course on their 40th wedding annaversary discussing their life together when the husband said.
"Honey, I've a confession I need to get off my chest. Many years ago, when I was travelling on business I was unfaithful to you. I had sex with a female colleague from our New York office. It meant nothing, we were both drunk and it only happened once. Can you forgive me?"

The wife took a moment to think and then, with a small tear in her eye said, "Of course I can forgive you. I remember that trip and it was a long time ago."

They teed off and headed down the fairway.

"Seeing as we are in confession mood I've a small one to make myself," the wife said.

"Before I met you I was a man, I had the operation about 18 months before we met."

At this point the husband went dark red in the face. He pulled out his favourite club and broke it across his knee, cursing and swearing all the time. He then broke all his other clubs and then started on hers.

"All this time, and you always played from the ladies tee"

(sorry....).

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I rear-ended a car yesterday. The driver was a dwarf.

"I'm not happy." he said.

"Which one are you?", I replied.

I think that's what started the fight.

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I bought a teddybear for $10.00 and then sold it two days later on eBay for $20.00

Now the bloody Sudanese Muslims are after me for making a Prophet out of it.

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Two doctors meet and have sex.

Afterwards he said. "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"

She said, "Yes, how did you know?"

"You washed your hands before and after".

She said. "Let me guess...your an anaesthetist aren't you?"

He said "Wow, how did you know?".

She said, "I didn't feel a thing!"

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Larry La Prese, the man who wrote the Hokey Kokey, died last weekend at the age of 93. It was terrible on the family, particularly when it came to putting him in the coffin. They got his left leg in, then the trouble started.


and finally.....

A charity pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics and homosexuals decended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted "He's behind you".


Have a great one.

Wishing you all a great Christmas. :D

Plenty of time to sort out all the gear, and plan your target species for next year :lol: :lol:

mappy hexmas

slads hwishine hue a mery news hear sand light tines sin the mew year.
hicup :shock: hicup :lol: :lol: :lol:

i have one problem about Christmas, fecking noisy toys :lol: :lol:

i have one problem about Christmas, fecking noisy toys :lol: :lol:

you obviously didn't get a gift card :oops: :wink: :lol:

i have one problem about Christmas, fecking noisy toys :lol: :lol:

you obviously didn't get a gift card :oops: :wink: :lol:

no i have a 4year old wee lass and a small hangover :lol: :lol:

i have one problem about Christmas, fecking noisy toys :lol: :lol:

you obviously didn't get a gift card :oops: :wink: :lol:

no i have a 4year old wee lass and a small hangover :lol: :lol:

yep, my 6 year old cousin has now acclimated over 12 baby borns, thats almost as bad as my reel fetish. :shock: :oops:

Happy crimbo lads to you all and less blanks in 2008 :roll: