Last night I flounder but she got away. Pollocks! Followed her home, piked at the gaff and thought "Oh cod this is a fishy plaice". Then a big bang and I lost my herring. I thought "For gods hake whats the John Dory". Sole music! Cant be having that so I perch meself up, put on me skates and get the hell outta there thinkin "Shes only a bleedin tope".