The First Post
by eyesreilly
The First Post
He sits at the keyboard to relive his session
Describing each fish and his methods to catch ‘em.
Photos are added to bring others there,
Some people are happy, but others just glare.
That spot that they’ve searched for , For many a day,
Has now in an instant been given away.
The report is informative, clear and effective,
But alas it doesn’t take a detective,
To find that distant far off mark,
If only those photos were done in the dark!
Some ill tempered posts later, he’s copped his mistake,
He’s pleading for mercy, and say’s ”Give us a break”.
Never again will he post in error,
For fear of the ensuing terror.
He’s learnt one important lesson in fishing,
The other’s don’t post pics of fish in your kitchen.
For then all Hell will really break loose
And he’ll suffer again this torrent of abuse
He sits at the keyboard to relive his session
Describing each fish and his methods to catch ‘em.
Photos are added to bring others there,
Some people are happy, but others just glare.
That spot that they’ve searched for , For many a day,
Has now in an instant been given away.
The report is informative, clear and effective,
But alas it doesn’t take a detective,
To find that distant far off mark,
If only those photos were done in the dark!
Some ill tempered posts later, he’s copped his mistake,
He’s pleading for mercy, and say’s ”Give us a break”.
Never again will he post in error,
For fear of the ensuing terror.
He’s learnt one important lesson in fishing,
The other’s don’t post pics of fish in your kitchen.
For then all Hell will really break loose
And he’ll suffer again this torrent of abuse
Species '20 (14) 5 Beard Rockling, Shore Rockling, Codling, Whiting, Pollock, Coalfish, Pouting, Corkwing Wrasse ,Ballan Wrasse, Poor Cod, Dab ,Smoothhound,Flounder, Thornback Ray
For the rich, there is therapy. For the rest of us, there is FISHING! --
For the rich, there is therapy. For the rest of us, there is FISHING! --