FISHING ON A SANDY BEACH,
BASS AND SMOOTHIES OUT OF REACH ,
I’LL HAVE TO TRY THIS CASTING LARK,
I THINK I’LL PRACTICE IN THE PARK .
THERE I SET UP ROD AND REEL
AND WALK TOWARDS THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
OTHERS THERE MIGHT THINK ME STRANGE ,
BUT I HAVE TO TRY INCREASE MY RANGE.
TOWARDS THE GOAL I HURL MY LEAD,
OTHERS LOOK ON, MY FACE TURNS RED ,
I HAVENT EVEN GOT HALF-WAY,
BUT I VOW TO SCORE THAT GOAL ONE DAY .
ONE LAST CAST AND MY FACE TURNS PALE ...
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